it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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