I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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