Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The power of my boobs compel you
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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