ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Watching her eat just hurts me
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
did you just send me my own nude
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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