My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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