I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
handjob tips. give me some.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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