Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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