By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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