she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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