She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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