Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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