She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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