Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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