JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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