East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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