at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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