Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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