We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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