It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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