Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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