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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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