I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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