maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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