turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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