we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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