But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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