Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I haven't been this sober since birth.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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