you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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