She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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