I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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