I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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