Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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