based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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