ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Randomize
