If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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