oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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