how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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