Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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