Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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