You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I AM VODKA MAN
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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