3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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