Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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