I want to walk on stilts...naked
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
