I like my sex mixed with concussions.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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