Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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