Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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