well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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