if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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