Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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