If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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