This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
well you can't waste a boner
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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