I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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