belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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