Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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