I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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