took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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